"There's nothing real about God or love, but people believe in both."

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montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

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buttonpoetry:

Tonya Ingram - “I Am Twenty-Two” (NPS 2014)

"All I want in life is to rap under the alias Tonya-saurus Rex"

Our first poem from the 2014 National Poetry Slam! Tonya Ingram, performing at the Button Poetry showcase.

buttonpoetry:

Neil Hilborn - “Dear Creationists”

"When I orgasm, it only lasts for five minutes, if I am on drugs and also lying."

Performing at Button’s third birthday party.

Neillllll

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santa:

hey fuck you josh

santa:

hey fuck you josh

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zoroko:

We are Groot

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