"There's nothing real about God or love, but people believe in both."
I JUST WENT TO TACO BELL AND THE GIRL SAID “have a sauce-ome day!” AND I WAS LIKE “wtf” THEN THEY SHOWED ME A LIST OF WORDS THEY HAVE TO USE WHEN TALKING TO CUSTOMERS OMFG
I’m pretty sure that’s Brad Pitt’s reaction every time he take a selfie/looks in the mirror
Andrew Garfield conducted a mini Oscars ceremony in Scott’s (Bat-kid) hotel room - tuxes and all.
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY. LOOK AT THEM
wait so i just found out about all the Andrew Garfield/Batkid stuff and oH MY GOODNESS. Andrew is fantastic.
i’m applying for jobs and one of the requirements is “must be able to quote Will Farrell”
This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen