apparently i’m disconnected from WOW. not cool. JUST LET ME PLAY.

so many quality text posts recently. good job, people.

alittled0cument:

A day of high school students in Korea.

(Source: hisjuliette, via pachowww)

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

(via tylerhortonsmanboobs)

thighbone:

i once fancied this boy in a wheelchair

so i told my friend

who looked at me dead in the eye and said

“well, at least this one can’t run away from you”

(via pachowww)

annaomgz:

chekhov:

the countdown is on until CSI: Miami makes an episode about a zombie in florida who eats a guys face off

Let’s hope the writers

don’t bite off more than they can chew

(via pachowww)

(Source: teacupbeagle, via tylerhortonsmanboobs)

cryingvagina:

new zealand doesn’t actually exist it’s a lie

(via tylerhortonsmanboobs)

urlsquatter:

I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why

(via tylerhortonsmanboobs)

gnarliam:

me

(via tylerhortonsmanboobs)